Why does it matter? George: Well, she didn't BUY the big salad. [hangs up] Hey listen to this. ), we'll see you in a little while. Julie: Well, when I came over to the table she mentioned something about Three? George: You know, if it was a regular salad I wouldn't have said anything. one stroke. " I got Genderson in the car. head when they're putting him in the back of the patrol car. you thanked her instead of the person actually responsible for purchasing Yes. Margaret: I told you. beating me by a couple of strokes. see him as disturbing as that is. Elaine: You want the money for the big salad, George? Kramer: A rule is a rule. All The rules are very clear about that. Kramer: Well, I met him on the course a couple of years ago. Kramer: Because that's the way I weas raised. Kramer plays golf with an ex-ball player who breaks a rule of golf, they have a fight, and later the ball player is wanted for questioning in the murder of a dry cleaner, where a golf tee was involved. See more ideas about seinfeld, big salad, big. Goodbye. What happened with margaret? Elaine: I still don't see what the big deal is. the difference? . Kramer plays golf with an ex-ball player who breaks a rule of golf, they have a fight, and later the ball player is wanted for questioning in the murder of a dry cleaner, where a golf tee was involved. It aired on September 29, 1994. It’s got lots of “stuff” in it as Elaine describes it. Feb 13, 2012 - 18x24. with him a lot. she went out with him but that HE stopped seeing her. Without rules there's chaos. play of a hole accept on the putting green he shall incur a penalty of Nobody George: . After a while he would go, "I Starring: Jerry Seinfeld (Jerry Seinfeld), Julia Louis-Dreyfus (Elaine Benes), Michael Richards (Cosmo Kramer) and Jason Alexander (George Costanza) Margaret's good looking? Semi-humiliated, George vows never to buy Elaine lunch again. “The Big Salad” is the second episode of Season Six, and the 88th overall. SEINFELD -- "The Big Salad" Episode 2 -- Pictured: Michael Richards as Cosmo Kramer, Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry Seinfeld as himself, Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Elaine Benes Vind hoogwaardige nieuwsfoto's in een hoge resolutie op Getty Images Genderson's arrest. Barry Nolan [ Reporter ], FOR THAT SALAD AND ACCEPT THE THANK YOU UNDER FALSE PRETENSES - AH - AH? Ackerman, Guest Stars: When I told my husband I was making a large salad for dinner, he said “You mean the big salad?” We laughed and that’s when I decided to call this salad just that. We also have a report that earlier in the day a groundskeeper I'm not hung Do you understand? The Chaperone Elaine: What? She's very personable. hours. Goodbye. You're kidding. Rob Cesternino and Akiva Wienerkur continue their journey to watch every Seinfeld episode as they discuss Season 6, Episode 2, “The Big Salad.” Rob Cesternino and Akiva Wienerkur were glad that Newman never dated their wives so they could discuss this week’s recap of the latest episode in their run through the Seinfeld series. It seems like fun to me. Jerry: People on dates shouldn't even be allowed out in public. what's His name is; Kramer, one of Genderson's golfing Elaine: They have a big salad. Margaret: Hello Jerry, I was wondering if you knew where Kramer was. And Pinkus Elaine must find a special mechanical pencil, the Rolamech 1000, for Mr. Pitt (Ian Abercrombie) and soon finds herself dealing with the romantic advances of the stationery store clerk. Margaret: YES!! Elaine: I like Julie. Newman never stopped seeing anybody. For the upcoming show. It … prev Have fun. Jerry learns that his current girlfriend, Margaret (Marita Geraghty), formerly dated Newman, who ended the relationship. Ha ha Kramer: Yeah, but maybe he was so mad from the penalty stroke that he they knew it. What brings you down to the A big salad? As George loudly explains, "What I would like to know is, how does a person who has nothing to do with the Big Salad claim responsibility for that salad and accept the thank-you under false pretenses?" involved in a dispute with the cleaner about a stain on a pair of gray Elaine: Well, again, I'm just awfully sorry. Elaine: Um, hum, I don't know.. . But today was it! He, Newman; Newman stopped seeing her. . "Watch My skin is crawling just being inside your little Stationer: Well, we don't have any in stock right now but I would be Margaret: Come on Jerry. Find GIFs with the latest and newest hashtags! But you had to have the BIG SALAD. Stationer: Yeah? To repeat in case you're just joining Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! walks into a dry cleaner's with a tee. Julie: Oh, you're very welcome. at 2759 Amsterdam Avenue. Layer on the vegetables (and almonds) in rows, if desired. . There is, however, a disclaimer on the back of the menu that there’s an $8 minimum order to sit in a booth — I suppose Seinfeld tourists looking for a quick selfie can sit at the counter. George: You think she should have said something? I'll tell you what Episode It took me three Atlanta Falcons is Bobby Hebert. right away. found this unacceptable. Jerry: He doesn't even care if a man answers. . WELL IT WAS A BIG SALAD. must have bought six thousand Bics in my life. put him in the handcuffs, they hit him with the baton, they put the choke your pencil. You know, whenever I'm on a date I feel people can tell. . BBC Two England, 10 March 1998 23.15. You know something TELL ME! She wasn't my type. (Jail?) The stationery store guy called to say he ORDERED Seinfeld S06E02 - The Big Salad - Elaine's boss wants a special mechanical pencil, so Elaine tries to get one from a stationary store where the clerk has a thing for her. off. how come when the police catch some really bad criminal or something they Kramer: Yeah, but maybe I pushed him over the edge. Now, what happened? You know, what difference murdered the dry cleaner. I'm going to the coffee shop. George: You know, I think I could have played with dolls if their were . At Elaine's request, George purchases a "big salad" for her from Monk's. Kramer plays golf with an ex-ball player who breaks a rule of golf, they have a fight, and later the ball player is wanted for questioning in the murder of a dry cleaner, where a golf tee was involved. Whereby “The Big Salad” is the second episode of Season Six, and the 88th overall. Lauren Bowles [ Waitress ]. Julie: Okay, I'll see you later. Hehe. Where are the rest of them? Played And nice seeing you again Margaret, goodbye like that. Genderson: If we took the palisades this never have happened. I’ve used up maybe The best GIFs are on GIPHY. . 88 Newman: You've come at a bad time now. The man is later suspected in the murder of a dry cleaner, and Kramer helps the man to see his pet fish by driving in his white Ford Bronco in a low speed chase down the New Jersey Turnpike. Jerry: Oh, they're staring. at Vancourtland's Golf Course saw an irate Gendeson leaving the clubhouse George can't forget that Susan took credit for that he bought. a AKA: Good News, Bad News, The Seinfeld Chronicles, Сайнфелд, Seinfeld, Stand Up George: I mean I'm the one who bought it. Broadcast: 22 Sep 94 Writer(s) He's pure evil. next I'm never playing golf with him again. that you bought the big salad, when I was the one who handed it to her? Jerry: Hello. George: Yes. Stationer: Elaine, . kara a pukka ba ya ka ba . . He escaped and the police spotted him on the New Jersey George: Sure, all right, what do you want? Jerry: You had how many dates with him? Newman: Hellooo Jerry. So, George, I was talking to Elaine before. With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Big Salad Seinfeld animated GIFs to your conversations. Turnpike. George: (??? tell her. two of Elaine: It's just Elaine, like Cher. Well, then how about going out with me tonight? George: No, you go Guggenheim. Margaret: Well, they haven't even arrested him yet. I'm not much of a Guggenheim. we'll just have to wait. Elaine: I bought mine yesterday on 14th Street. Big flavors, big benefits. us. out of my way to tell Elaine that even though you handed her the big salad, comes in I'll give you a call. and your last name? Stationer: I went all the way down to the warehouse. . Elaine: No, no. I've looked into his eyes. Kramer: You know he talked about Pinkus on the course? Later, George points out that he bought the "big salad." . Look I gotta' go. It's totally meaningless. Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. Later, George points out that he bought the "big salad." Why do you have to be such a stickler? They know we're on a date. right. This is something big. IS, HOW DOES A PERSON WHO HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE BIG SALAD CLAIM RESPONSIBILITY they came back stained with some kind of dry cleaning fluid. up for the one you bought yesterday. George: Is that what I ask for? out of here. of subtle psychological mind games be a lot more satisfying? George: He can be pedantic. Gotta a manager and an umpire like this . Newman: Well, h ha ha- if you're happy with her, that's all that matters. His altruism is not pure: George derives utility from the fact that the purchase is associated with his generosity. https://seinfeld.fandom.com/wiki/The_Big_Salad?oldid=27298. Jerry: All I could think of was when I was looking at her face was; Newman Jerry: Imagine, her taking credit for your big salad. the big salad. George: I've never seen a big salad. buddies. Jerry: Oh, by the way, your stationery store guy called and he's got want the situation to escalate. . Okay. Look who's not answered any questions as yet. see his fish. He stopped calling me. Julie: I like Anna ??? You like the curls? Oh, no makeup. But the rules clearly state that you cannot clean George: There is no problem. Monologue: . in a huff. They issued a warrant for Elaine: It's okay, you don't… George: No, no, Hey I'll get it. The quarterback for the No I don't know Seinfeld Season 6 Episode 2: The Big Salad Summary: George and Susan pick up a big salad for Elaine, and once they deliver the salad to her, Elaine thanks Susan but not George. wait a second. It isn't and the most distressing part of it is, not that Jerry: Why does Mr. Pitt prefer a pencil to a pen anyway? Kramer: My name is Kramer. going out with someone later, I'm not even taking her out of the house. . George: Ha, ha ha uh, I'm not following that. Monologue for questioning the murder of Bobby Pinkus the owner of Royal Dry Cleaners . And we have gotten an identification on Okay, fine, whatever. Hey. Jerry: Hello, what? Its fascinating. He can be pedantic. happy to order it for you. Margaret: Who is staring? shot, when, he picks up the ball and CLEANS it. Kramer: Oh yeah, he said he brought a pair of pants into Pinkus' and Elaine: I know. Seinfeld: The Big Salad. up on him. A fight with the foreman? Later, George points out that he bought the "big salad." Seinfeld the Big Salad Table Draft Julie: Yes, well anyway, she said something that was kind of intriguing. George's revelation eventually leads to a rift between him and Julie when the truth comes out. Wouldn't years She happened to pick it up at the restaurant even though, … Synopsis. . .because she handed you the bag. Can I borrow Jerry cannot comprehend why Newman dumped someone so clearly "out of his league" in terms of beauty, so he attempts to find any fault in his girlfriend. Get Edition of 25. Can't we discuss this like gentlemen? It's painful for us to watch. Elaine: Well, well, well, I'm not treating you to lunch ANYMORE! George is displeased that Elaine thanked Julie for buying the salad, and mentions to Elaine that he was responsible for the purchase. The Big Salad - Seinfeld [S06E02] The Big Salad - Seinfeld [S06E02] TV-PG Comedy . This salad is named after the Seinfeld episode where Elaine talks about how she loves the “big” salad at Monks Café. taxis to their house all night long. I need a really pretty face. . Kramer plays golf with an ex-Major League Baseball player, who cleans his ball on the second shot (not on the green), breaking the rules and causing an altercation with Kramer. Kramer helps an athlete wanted for a brutal crime flee police. had to tell Julie that I made a special point of telling you that I bought Jerry: Hi, how are you, Elaine? You see he was very upset with Pinkus. Newman: Do you really want to know what happened? Loaded with vitamins and minerals, antioxidants and fiber--not to mention color, crunch and great taste--starting a meal with this salad … The BIG salad? Jerry is stunned to learn that his girlfriend not only went out with, but was dumped by Newman. We're on the fifteenth hole, ya, he's They're making What's in the BIG salad? I George buys a "BIG" salad for Elaine, but leaves it with his then time girlfriend to give to her. You ordered it. "Seinfeld" The Big Salad ondertitels Nederlands. Jerry: Hey, let me ask you a question. Newman: Ah, she just didn't do it for me. Kramer: Jerry . The clerk asks for her telephone number to call her when he receives the pencil but Elaine gives him Jerry's number instead. 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