[First scene at Krusty Krab] Squidward: SpongeBob, one extra large order of sea fries. (many flyswatters come onto screen and swat all SpongeBobs), Narrator: Whoa there! [scene cuts to SpongeBob standing by a Krabby Patty looking around for something] Like the lost gold of Atlantis, many consider the Krabby Patty to be a treasure. But a clean workstation is only part of the job. (Mr. Krabs laughs while drinking his soda. He plays with it) There's plenty of time left. [scene cuts to SpongeBob walking up to Mr. Krabs in his office] [deep voice] I've been training my whole life for the day I could join the Krusty Krew, [normal voice] And now I'm ready. I wonder what he wants? This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Kracked Krabs" from season seven, which aired on September 11, 2010. 1:26. I wonder what he wants. ― Mr. Krabs Creature From The Krusty Krab is the first episode of the first season of SpongeThorne. FANDOM. 1:21. [a bone is thrown at him then he grabs it with his teeth and gnaws it] There's plenty of time left. [close-up of Squidward reading his dance magazine] Let's see, inattentive, impatient, a glazed look in the eyes. Are you a ghost? We apologize for any inconvenience.You are not logged in. Episode №: May 10, ... Video Transcript. SPAM ON THIS VIDEO 178 views. This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode" Krusty Krab Training Video" from season three, which aired on May 10, 2002. Screen scrolls back to the patty] Hoopla fish: Hoopla! In the season 3 episode "Krusty Krab Training Video", the Krusty Krab building is shown to have originally been a run-down retirement home called the Rusty Krab, which Mr. Krabs acquired and converted into a restaurant. Krusty Krab Pizza … (scene cuts to SpongeBob standing next to the grill) Now that your workstation is up and running, perhaps you think you're ready to make the world-famous Krabby Patty. [Patrick runs away from the back of the Krusty Krab dropping grease across his path] Ah... yes, moving on. Narrator: No, no, you've got a lot to learn before you're ready to make a Krabby Patty. I burn my hand at my. This page has been accessed 16,574 times. It's actually a carefully organised code. ... Video Transcript. "THE KRUSTY KRAB IS HAUNTED!" Video Now, Krusty Krab Training Video & Wet Painters; 16 Bit Video Game Review. 1:53. [scrolls over to him yelling] Hoopla! (chuckles) WRONG! Your secret formula is finally mine! One Krabby Patty, please. [scene cuts to a siren] Right now, it's important that we discuss an emergency situation! [Montage of aspects of the Krusty Krab are shown, starting the episode] Narrator: [SpongeBob is standing there when a packet of ketchup, spatula, a cash register, cup, and ice cubes appear around him] All of this modernization seems a little overwhelming, doesn't it? Krusty Krab Training Video; Krusty Love; Kung Pow! Narrator: No, you can't make a Krabby Patty without understanding the phrase 'POOP'. Enjoy our re-enactment of the iconic Krusty Krab Training Video! Narrator: Ah, POOP! Airdate: [SpongeBob peeks out the kitchen door] Now let's see how Squidward keeps his work station. (We open in the living room of Hoopla … Psst, Squidward. [SpongeBob is still screaming and knocking over tables and chairs] Hear me, Krabs! (scene cuts to a siren) Right now, it’s important that we discuss an emergency situation! People Order Our Patties. And now you, the humble employee of the industry, the all too necessary human resource that keeps this business afloat will earn the sacred and dark secrets of how to prepare with your very own hands... [SpongeBob gasps in joy.] Narrator: Ha-ha! (scene cuts to a Krabby Patty sliding across the screen again) The Krusty Krab today. SpongeBob: Can I make a Krabby Patty now? 1,398 views. [chuckles. SpongeBob: [yells in excitement] I'm ready! Wikis. Oh, it is the SpongeBob, creator of the fine cuisine within. Imported. (scene cuts to one of Mr. Krabs' armpits) But mostly, his sweat. Squidward: Huh? Krusty Krab Training Video. ready!! Fictional Character. We haven't even talked about: (scene cuts to a toilet) Personal Hygiene. Related Videos. Squidward: Patrick, go be stupid somewhere else. Next (items disappear and SpongeBob floats to the right. The Krusty Krab is moving up.] If you're watching this video, then let me be the first to say 'congratulations'! [shouts] Oh! are seen] The money is always right! (scene cuts to a shot of the Krusty Krab training manual) Now that we've covered all the basics of your training, it's time for the moment you've been waiting for! (SpongeBob is still screaming and knocking over tables and chairs) Hear me Krabs! [puts the straw in the cup and drinks it] And most importantly, [holds up some ketchup packets] You get your state-of-the-art condiment-dispersal units. Episode Transcript: Krusty Krab Training Video, SpongeBob SquarePants - Transcripts - Season 3, http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Episode_Transcript:_Krusty_Krab_Training_Video&oldid=171275. (falls on the floor. Not so fast, Eager McBeaver. Mr. Krabs walks up to Plankton as he and the patty are going really slow] Psst, Squidward. [Mr. Krabs paints a giant "K" with a bucket full of red paint, on a sign outside. [closes his mouth, but Patrick is droning again. [Squidward's work station is covered in ketchup and mustard. (SpongeBob shrugs his shoulders) It’s actually a carefully organized code. He flicks him back to the Chum Bucket). I'm working in the kitchen at night. SpongeBob: POOP? SpongeBob: (runs up to the camera) Can I make a Krabby Patty now? HOOPLA!!! He then notices that people are looking at him. Squidward: Patrick, go be stupid somewhere else. Between the break of the end of the tournament and The Ghastly Operators beginning. Are you a ghost? On this day SpongeBob received Krusty Krab training. Lil Pump visits the Krusty Kock 207 views. [a blue screen appears with the Krabby Patty slowly coming closer to the screen. 7 years ago | 3.5K views. Your secret formula is finally mine! Mr. Krabs: (offscreen in his office) Sorry, I can't hear you! Patrick: I'll have uhh... uhhhh... [drones again as Squidward gets mad and grabs the cash register] Mr. Krabs walks up to Plankton as he and the patty are going really slow), Plankton: You'll never catch me, Krabs, not when I shift into maximum overdrive! 2,467 views. Narrator: Looks like Mr. SquarePants understands POOP. SpongeBob: (yells in excitement) I'm ready! (one of the bathroom stall doors opens to show Squidward N/A [scene cuts to SpongeBob vacuuming on top of the stove] It's important to keep your area tidy and free of droppings. [mechanical legs whirring, Mr. Krabs grabs the patty] I knew I should've gotten the turbo. (SpongeBob peeks out the kitchen door) Now let's see how Squidward keeps his work station. [SpongeBob licks the poster.] [scene cuts to a customer walking up to Squidward] Here's a typical customer. Patrick: The ceiling is right, Squidward. Here's a typical customer. Now let us watch., Squidward: One Krabby Patty, extra grease. [close-up of the button Squidward is wearing on his shirt] Look carefully at the "I Really Wish I Weren't Here Right Now!" Encyclopedia SpongeBobia is a FANDOM TV Community. "Wet Painters" [SpongeBob rubs the hardest he can] All right, let's see those hands. Squidward: Patrick, if I could make a suggestion, why don't you just order a Krabby Patty? [SpongeBob turns the faucet on] Okay, Mr. SquarePants, are you ready to prepare for your shift? Krusty Krab Training Video POOP (REUPLOAD) 61 views. Squidward: Are you going to order something or just make friends with the paneling? I'll have an uhh... uhh... uhh... ah... [falls asleep and snores until Squidward snaps at him causing him to wake up] Huh? The narrator is making noises resembling dramatic music) Preparing the Krabby Patty! Patrick: The ceiling is right, Squidward. Now, are you gonna buy something or just stand there, 'cause there's a standing fee. Narrator: Welcome aboard. [whips the Krabby Patty into going faster, but only slightly] Hi-ya! (holds up his hands, but they are invisible from scrubbing so much) Now that's thorough! (splits into two SpongeBobs) I'm ready!! •Narrator: Don’t worry. [later] pizza... [starts beatboxing] pizza... [later, SpongeBob is walking backwards. (splits into more SpongeBobs) I'm Please note: Due to constant attempts by spambots to get access to SpongePedia, account creation is currently disabled. You. (closes his mouth, but Patrick is confused again. Hoopla fish: Hoopla! 'Cause there's a standing fee. The cash register drawer opens up and hits Squidward on the head), Narrator: Don't worry Squidward, Mr. SquarePants can cover for you. And as with every treasure, there's a thief ready to steal it. 9 ratings. People Order Our Patties. Why don't you just order a Krabby Patty? Scene cuts to SpongeBob in front of a sink) Every employee at the Krusty Krab must comply with a strict set of personal hygiene guidelines. (SpongeBob nods and scrubs a bit harder) And don't forget about the knuckles. You've got the makings of a good employee, Mr. SquarePants. The Bulldogs filmed a highly confidential never seen before video. Patrick: (stops) Who said that? (the items spin around him) Well, luckily for you, Mr. Krabs' fear of robot overlords keeps the balance of technology in check. Season №: You'll take this Krabby Patty from me when you pry it from my cold, dead... (Mr. Krabs picks up Plankton, who is now squeaking. Narrator: He's stealing the formula! (Squidward is sleeping with a magazine on his face. (close-up of Squidward reading his magazine) Let’s see, inattentive, impatient, a glazed look in the eyes. SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward, check this out. Or as we like to say, the "Krustomer"! Narrator: Just remember POOP. And as with every treasure, there's a thief ready steal it. But a clean workstation is only part of the job. But for every good employee, there's one who is not so good. (Mr. Krabs paints a giant K, in red paint, on a sign outside. Narrator: Ah-ah-ah, Squidward, remember what Mr. Krabs says. Okay! [Montage of aspects of the Krusty Krab are shown, starting the episode] A Krusty Krab is moving up) You are now employed by one of the most successful restaurants in Bikini Bottom. In another episode, the restaurant was also the name of a pirate ship owned by Mr. Krabs before he started the business. button. Share Favorite Playlists Flag. [scene cuts to a sepia picture of Mr. Krabs as a child, walking up to a soda machine with a quarter on a string wrapped around his hand] You may think that Mr. Eugene H. Krabs, owner and founder of Krusty Krab Inc., has always been the financial wizard he is today. [splits into two SpongeBobs] I'm ready! [SpongeBob nods excitedly.] sleeping on the toilet, with his magazine on his lap) Remember, no employee wants to be a Squidward! (smiles with confidence). SpongeBob: Ah, POOP! Narrator: We'll check up on these two later. Watch closely people order our patties boom looks like mister Square pans understands poop. (SpongeBob scrubs the hardest he can) All right, let's see those hands. Narrator clears his throat) Graph. Narrator: Looks like Mr. SquarePants understands 'POOP'. (scene cuts to a Krabby Patty sliding across the screen) From humble beginnings. Be sure to get under those fingernails. Narrator: Sounds like a lot of hoopla to make over a little Krabby Patty, right? 3:17. (scene cuts to a Krabby Patty sliding across the screen again). [a rainbow with the word "Congratulations" appears] You've recently been hired in the Krusty Krab [a spatula, a hat, and a bucket appear in SpongeBob's hands] and this is your first official day of training. Harold: I'd like to order- [screen freezes to a quiz] (scene cuts to picture of Mr. Krabs smiling with the Krusty Krab behind him) No, the story of the Krusty Krab is the story of one man's hard work, perseverance, vision, determination, and sweat. What are you going to do, Mr. SquarePants? (splits into more SpongeBobs) I'm ready!!! (close-up of SpongeBob) Let's see if you've got what it takes. Squidward: Fine. Or as we like to say, the 'Krustomer'. He winds up in a vaporwave like environment, floating amongst a cube made of Painty the Pirates, giant krabby patties, and a sign that reads "The KKK".) General (scene cuts to SpongeBob vacuuming on top of the grill) It’s important to keep your area tidy and free of droppings. ... Video Transcript. [SpongeBob rubs a bit harder] And make sure those palms are squeaky clean. (scene cuts to a giant Krabby Patty) Now that you understand POOP, I bet you think you're ready to make a Krabby Patty. Like this video? Retrieved from "https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Krusty_Krab_Training_Video/transcript?oldid=3440904". [holds up his arms but it is invisible from rubbing so much] Now that's thorough! It's time for the moment you've been waiting for. SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, can I have a raise? Scene cuts to a Krabby Patty with a light shining on it. [panting towards the Krabby Patty but once he gets too close, he gets splattered on the screen with a fly swatter] (a hat, a spatula, and a bucket appear in SpongeBob’s hands) And this is your first official day of training. Narrator: No, you can't make a Krabby Patty without understanding the phrase POOP. SpongeBob Live-Action is finally back! Watch closely. Plankton: Eat my microscopic dust, Krabs! [scene cuts to a giant Krabby Patty] Now that you understand POOP, I bet you think you're ready to make a Krabby Patty. U.S. viewers (millions): button. Not after I switch into maximum overdrive! (The video begins with Spongebob in his "jolly good rookie" costume flying past a planet shaped like him. Narrator: Do you think he's going to order: A: A sofa, B: An expensive haircut, or C: A patty? (scene cuts to one of Mr. Krabs' armpits) But mostly, his sweat. ... Krusty Krab Training Video Parody Note: This video is of course a joke and is basically ROBLOX in a nutshell 3.0 Scene cuts to SpongeBob’s shiny black shoes) After making sure your feet are polished... (sprays and wipes his shoes) your face is clear of any blemishes or boils... (SpongeBob cuts his boil off with a pair of scissors) and your hair is neat and tidy... (SpongeBob lifts up his hat, sprays a little hairspray on it to make it straight, then puts his hat back on) you are ready to start the day. Narrator: Oh no, you've got a lot to learn before you're ready to make a Krabby Patty. Scene cuts to SpongeBob's shiny boots] After making sure your boots are polished, your face is clear of any blemishes or boils, [SpongeBob cuts his boil off with scissors] and your hair is neat and tidy, [SpongeBob lifts up his hat, sprays a little hairspray on a single hair to make it straight, then puts his hat back on] you are ready to start the day. This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode " Wet Painters " from season three, which aired on May 10, 2002 . The cash register drawer opens up and conks Squidward in the head] (scene cuts to SpongeBob thinking of a Krabby Patty in a thought bubble of his) To make the vision in your head a reality, you'll need supplies. May I take your order?" Narrator: We’ll check in with these two later. Transcript; Add translations. Software Training Institutes in Hyderabad 9 views. [SpongeBob opens up a cabinet, then opens the bottom drawer to reveal a bunch of folders with names of condiments and ingredients on there] Very nice, Mr. SquarePants, not a pickle out of place. Hoopla fish: Hoopla! [SpongeBob lathers his hands] A good employee always washes himself thoroughly. [Plankton is on the patty] It's Mr. Krabs business rival, Plankton! (scene cuts to the Krusty Krab, then a retirement home, with elderly fish outside playing shuffleboard) But then his luck changed when he acquired a bankrupt retirement home, and with a few minor alterations, the Krusty Krab was born. Squidward: Fine. (shouts) Oh! Just as he is about to get to it, he gets splatted with a flyswatter). Video Transcript. This episode consists of the content shown on the Krusty Krab' training video for new employees. [scene cuts to a Krabby Patty sliding to the right] Krusty Krab Training Video — https://vimeo.com/195903161Shanghaied — https://youtu.be/cZz-WEsPjTESecret Unlisted Video — https://youtu.be/CBPSi8Lm5R4 [holds up a straw] This here's a prototype liquid transfer machine. (chuckles. [scene cuts to the Krusty Krab, now a retirement home with elderly fish outside playing shuffleboard] But then his luck changed when he acquired a bankrupt retirement home and with a few minor alterations, the Krusty Krab was born. Category:The Brady Kids Transcripts | Transcripts Wiki | FANDOM powered by Wikia. (Mr. Krabs puts in one of his quarters, then takes it out, as it's attached to a piece of rope with a hole in the quarter) And you're right! (scene cuts to Patrick walking into the Krusty Krab). (As the Narrator has a strong voice, he pronounces it:Squid-woord.). Mr. Krabs: No. [a giant Krabby Patty appears on the screen again] Now that you're clean and hygienic, I bet you think you're ready to make that Krabby Patty. (a graph is shown. Squidward: Huh? He flicks him back to the Chum Bucket, Mr. Krabs seeing SpongeBob is still screaming.] Preparing the Krabby Patty! Squidward: I'm getting paid overtime for this, right, Mr. Krabs? 5,498 views. Are you sure? What are you going to do, Mr. SquarePants? Mr. Krabs: [holds up a spatula in his left hand] This here's an advanced patty-control mechanism. Narrator: Whoa there! Are you ready? He laughs nervously and shuts the stall door shut] Remember, no employee wants to be a Squidward! Squidward snaps his fingers, causing him to wake up) What's that? (a rainbow with the word 'congratulations' appears) You've recently been hired by the Krusty Krab restaurant. the sumptuous, the lip moistening, spine tingling, heart stopping pleasure center that is the Krabby Patty! (Plankton is on the patty) It's Mr. Krabs' business rival, Plankton! 1 Synopsis 2 Transcript 3 Code 4 Trivia 4.1 References Hoopla introduces the viewers to the town of SpongeThorne, and is called to investigate a ghost sighting at The Krusty Krab. [falls on the floor. We can hear a sound of a baby crying in the background. The Krusty Krab posted an episode of Nickelodeon's On This Day. Narrator: Training. SpongeBob: [runs up to the camera] Can I make a Krabby Patty now- [scene cuts to Patrick walking into the Krusty Krab] One Krabby Patty, please. It is also the 25th episode of Basket Sponge. Now let's see how Squidward prepares for his shift. SpongeBob: Does this mean I get to make a Krabby Patty now? 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